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EXILED ON THE HUMBER – RAISING FUNDS FOR THE SMILE FOUNDATION

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Hi

I need your help… My history has finally caught up with me. I have been charged with of a series of dubious crimes and summoned to appear at The Old Magistrates Court on Friday 11 September 2015 for the Exiled on the Humber ‘Smile Trial’. My charges will be read and my defence heard (for crimes I’m pretty sure I didn’t commit) before Judge Michael Mettyear, I am therefore asking for charitable funds to secure my release.

I’m not however holding out much hope of freedom when the gavel is swung, as the jury is made up of a class of treat thirsty children from Longhill Primary and the prosecution used to work for Cadbury’s!

If found guilty of my crimes, I will be sentenced by the judge to a term of Exile on The Prison Hulk (Cat Zero) out on the Humber, until sufficient bail money is raised to see me walk free.

How will your donation help?

With the support of The HEY Smile Foundation’s Exiled on the Humber event and Cat Zero, my bail fund will be used to support the Tribune Trust. The Tribune Trust is at the heart of community safety and engages with programmes such as ‘The Lifestyle project’, Community Cafe’s and the ‘Street Angels’.  In short they help to build safer communities across the Humber. Your donation will have a direct impact on local people within our communities, via some great projects and initiatives funded by the Tribune Trust.

Please give generously, my sea legs are not as steady as they used to be!

 

How to donate;

  • Visit my online just giving page: Visit www.bossbehindbars.co.uk and click on my photo to take you to my Exiled on the Humber justgiving page.
  • Contact me by email paul.robinson@humberside.pnn.police.uk or phone 07850 786338 to make your pledge. You can then either pay me directly or The Smile Foundation can send you an invoice for your donation.
  • Make a donation via text message Text PAUR72 £amountto 70070

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